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YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. My body can't control itself when I see a picture of you. Like wow. I just so wish I could hang with you in person. Ugh.

You talkin to me or the cow?

because i feel u on that cow beauty. 

(but actually thank you, i wish we could hang out, i’d take you to meet this cow —i don’t think he wants to be friends tho—, urg i dunno)

amandajozeph:

-at family gathering-

Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art

Me: image

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So today after a very long shift all by myself I was driving home and I thought the thing to do was pull over beside this cow and tell it how beautiful I thought it was. I actually yelled at a cow today “HEY BEAUTIFUL COW! YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, LET ME TAKE A PICTURE. NO COW, DON’T MOVE, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE LIGHT OF THE SUNSET!” I was then moo’d at, angrily. Before I drove away I yelled, “I LOVE YOU COW!” 

COZY PANTS O’CLOCK (AT LONG LAST)

maloriekalens:

vanillabeanmini:

I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

Can we just lay here and watch movies all day and drink coffee🙏

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avacadoo:

Reason #6734058 why I love Mamrie Hart

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artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

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